[cheers and applause] nation, obama's plan to keep our kids safe is laughably insufficient. luckily, one rural town in ohio has come up with a common-sense solution. >> there's one school district in ohio , they have a new plan, and that is to arm non-teaching employees, basically the janitors and custodians. >> stephen: yes, janitors and custodians. important difference. because he does not spend four years earning his ph.d. in custodial science to be mistaken for some numb-nut janitor. [ laughter ] point is, they'll both have guns, and be able to stop any madman-- as soon as they find the right weapon on their gun ring. [ laughter ] so i'm giving a tip of the hat to the montpelier, ohio, school district. janitors are the logical choice to protect our schools. as one supporter wrote to the the lima, ohio news, quote: "why the custodian? the choice is obvious. they do not have a classroom full of children as their first responsibility as teachers do. and unlike the administrators, they are not needed for quick decisions." [ laughter ] >> stephen: yes, these are the guys we d